Monday, 17 April 2017

'Overwatch: Uprising' GUIDE

Overwatch is a competitive online first person shooter where you pick from a range of heroes to form a team of six against another team of six in a variety of different situations and environments. But you probably already know that. What probably won't surprise you is that I'm completely addicted to this game.

Monday, 10 April 2017

The Fuck Even Is Easter?

So Theresa May has officially done a Donald Trump. No, I don't mean she's incompetently yet brutally clamped down on immigrants...though she has done that many, many times. And I don't mean she's threatened war to regain failing popularity....though her government has recently done that. I mean she's fiercely defended a Christian holiday that doesn't need defending and isn't even being attacked.

Monday, 3 April 2017

'Good' Charity

So Comic Relief, which is amazingly still going despite it's history of money going to arms dealing, came and went last week. The irony that we're leaving the European Union because we don't want to financially contribute to other countries whilst we sit watching a show celebrating financial contributions to other countries is clearly lost on everyone.

Monday, 27 March 2017

A Profile of The MP Who Helped Emergency Services In The London Attack

One of the points of a terrorist attack is to grind everything to a halt as we proceed to enact the same routine of shock and think-pieces. This has always been the case, but in recent years it's occurred time and time again within the western world.

Monday, 20 March 2017


Donald Trump and his supporters, once Blechley Park's been able to decode what they all say, claim that Hollywood is a cesspool of detached elites. And this is the only time I'll ever agree with President Pussy.

Monday, 13 March 2017

REVIEW: 'Divide' by Ed Sheeran

Education in the UK is fucked. This may not seem relevant to Ed Sheeran (though the word 'fucking' is always used whenever I discuss the man) but let me explain.

Monday, 6 March 2017

Escapism Has Doomed Us All

The more the world sinks into a quagmire that'll engulf us, the more I despise people who say our situation is otherwise.